Princess of the World seen at WalMart

Wow, looks like selfishness is catching on a WalMart. This woman, who is NOT handicapped, felt like she is so special, so above the rest of us, that she gets to park her truck wherever she pleases, as long as it's most convenient for HER and to hell with those annoyances the rest of us have to endure. You know those annoyances we call rules and common courtesy. In her world, in which the rest of us are mere serfs, she is queen. God forbid she should park two spots away and work her fat ass just a little bit to get her weekly supply of princess chow. I wonder if she is related to the King of the World from my earlier post. Ford F150, NM tag HGX356.

Douchebag of the Day

Ya know, sometimes I take pictures of these nitwits and they sit on my camera for a while and I forget the details of the moment, but the one thing I remember about this guy from Colorado is that he was a TOTAL douchebag on the road, being an asshole for the sport of it. Here is his picture because if that's all I can remember, he deserves the credit. Dodge dickhead contractormobile, Colorado tag 321EWW. Maybe his wife's vanity tag? Oh, snap!

Going Nowhere Fast

Here we have a common sight in Rio Rancho - the guy who just has to get around the people in front of him, even though they are all going the speed limit or over.





This jackass in the green Audi on 528 northbound near Southern repeatedly cut people off without signaling, sometimes with inches to spare. He changed lanes more than a pro bowler wanted by the FBI.



Oh but wait, how did all his maneuvering work out? As you can see, he is merely a few cars ahead of me, at the RED LIGHT. Damn those red lights, it makes speeding and moving violations so... so... POINTLESS. Audi A4, NM tag DTP289.

Bad Cop, No Doughnut

These are my favorite kind of post right here. Catching cops being naughty. This kind of cop behavior burns my ass because you know why? The very same agency this asstard belongs to sets up speed traps on the very road that I caught him going TWENTY over the posted limit on. Oh, I guess it's NOT okay when joe citizen gets a little giddy with the pedal, but johnny law can do whatever the fuck he wants. This double standard has got to go. If you're going to enforce the law, then obey the law yourself, asshole. Sandoval County Sheriff, Unit 612, Tag G64386.


Let's see why johnny law was in such a hurry. Hmmm.. I googled it, and I can't seem to find the code for reckless speeding to a CAR WASH without lights & siren. Anyone know that code? Since when is a dirty truck an emergency?? If MY car is dirty, can I go 20 over to get to the car wash?



UPDATE: I heard from a friend of mine who is a former police officer. He told me that he has actually said something to this deputy on two different occasions for driving recklessly, failing to signal and speeding in Rio Rancho. Seems like he's not changing his habits.

You wonder why so many people speed and run red lights. They see the example that cops set. it seems that unless the coppers have a speed trap set up, they drive the same exact way as every other assclown on the road.

Oh, and to be fair and balanced, here's a picture of a cop OBEYING the speed limit on the same trip. Good cop:

More Entitled Royalty

This occurs probably 20 times an hour at this Albertson's which I have been known to haunt. What we have here is another person who feels like they can park wherever they want, yielding zero common courtesy to other drivers. As you can see in the photo, there are empty spaces right next to the vehicle, yet she parked next to the sidewalk. When people park here, they make it difficult for people to park in the spaces where they are supposed to. Oh, but those spaces are not close enough, and this woman is entitled to conveniences other people are not because she's what... a minority? not wealthy? Your guess is as good as mine. Oh, by the way, I am not what you would call "politically correct', so if you don't like what I say, don't read my blog.




People, I am getting fed up with this attitude. When I was younger, people were polite, helpful, they went out of their way to be courteous, even on the road. Now, it's "ME ME ME. Me first, I don't have to follow rules". I'm sure if you're reading this, you know what I mean.

Back to the scofflaw at hand. She was not handicapped, she was not obese (though she could stand to hit the gym, hard), and the two younger women (assuming they were her daughters) didn't seem to limp or otherwise have trouble walking. So why would she park right next to the sidewalk when there was a whole row of empty spaces in which to park? In my mind this kind of behavior does not compute. I have no answer. Why do people do this?? KNOCK IT OFF, ASSHOLES.

NM tag 686PCN

Oh, by the way, ladies, those sharpie eyebrows look FANTASTIC. Seriously.

Above the Law

Boy oh boy, you can't swing a dead cat in these parts without hitting one of these biatches. This woman is on a 4-lane street that has a posted speed limit of 40mph. Why is it 40mph you ask? Because there have been multiple fatalities on this very street because the old speed limit (50) was too high and people went 10 over THAT. With so many cross streets and cars coming out from those streets, the city decided to lower it, and they were spot-on with their decision.



Having said that, there are always the individuals who believe that their own schedules and needs trump those of the rest of us, and they feel that those silly speed limits don't apply to them. Case in point: Brand new Acura MDX, NM tag 633PAK, hauling ass up this street at not 40... not 50... wait for it... but 60 miles per hour. Oh yes, public safety be damned - she's the center of the universe and she has to be somewhere like right now.

Usually this street is moderately patrolled. RRPD has enough of a presence on this road that people usually go 40 to 45, which is plenty fast. Not this time, though. Does she know something I don't? Is there a shift change at this time? It's not what you know, people...

Enjoy your newfound fame, you reckless twat.

King of the World seen at WalMart

Okay, all due respect to our troops and veterans, they certainly deserve it, but this guy feels he deserves just a little more respect than everyone else. Okay Jimbob, you were wounded and you have a purple heart tag to make sure people know it. You have a handicap tag hanging from your rearview. However, purple heart license plate + handicap tag does not = you get to park wherever the hell you want.



This guy obviously has a huge chip on his shoulder. He feels that the world owes him something, and his way of repaying the world is by showing zero respect and consideration for his fellow humans. This guy was sitting here when I got to Wally World, and was still there when I came out 20 minutes later. In fact, he was pushing a cart full of what must have been purina douchebag chow, and proceeded to load it into his back seat without much trouble. So much for being extra super handicapped, eh, Jimbob?



There are LOTS of handicapped spaces for this guy to park in, but that's just not good enough for him. NM Purple Heart tag 1162. he should request Purple Heart tag number ONE, because surely he deserves it.

By the way, a short rant on handicapped tags. It seems like everyone has one these days. Exactly how handicapped do you have to be to get one? I'm sure some people really need them, but it seems most people's "handicap" is merely the inability to eat just ONE whopper at a time. Bad knees because you weigh 650 lbs. - handicap tag. Next!